Little Drum

Living life under the scope, like a dope, let me give you some rope,

Tie it to the boat and use your ass as chum, while I beat the drums

Gurgle, Gurgle, did you forget to take off your girdle.

On the horizon, not Verizon, no disguising, time for some cannibalizing

Wait a shark in the midst. Oh Now yah done messed with the nest

This is not test you done messed with the blessed

Are you having fun, bowing to the sun as you’re under the gun

Dum-de-de-dum, as I beat my drums.

You wanna plop about like a trout

Splish- splash sprayed your ass with a dash of class

Crying, dying, trying my name, but your to blame

Can you handle the candle from the scandal, as I turn your shame into fame as you trying to explain the pain as I watch you burn in flames

My Squadron is on attack, so you better watch yah back little sap, because yah about to get zapped, slapped, and cracked by the feel of my bat, as you roll- listening to the sound of the back crack

Diddle- de- diddle- dum

I rolled your ass off my drum and made you chum

Now I’m done, how about the spin on that spun

Booohaaaa- hoooooraaaaaa –gonna- get- yaaaahhh

Tick Tock Spock is on the clock, so you think you have the drop while your buried in a cement block.

 

 

That was fun. Always stay creative.

 

Thank you for stopping by.

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Author: The Ordinary Compass

Hello and welcome to this collection of anecdotes from my years of ordinary moments and timeless memories. I try to share a positive message, as well as lessons learned which have helped me appreciate life. Sometimes, all it takes is a simple (positive) gesture. I write in the hope that I can make a difference and you as the reader will also see the possibilities that surround you, and as well that the little things do make a big difference. I’m originally from New Jersey, have traveled and lived on both the east and west coasts, and have happily been a Virginia resident for more than ten years. I have been married for over ten years; my wife is my anchor and has kept my compass correct. I have always been an individual who likes the outdoors. I like taking my time to think about the outcomes of situations. I enjoy philosophy and love science. I am no stranger to high adrenaline activities and love everything that revolves around water. Thank you for stopping by and feel free to comment, re-blog (with credit), or just read along! –Robert Konz. The Ordinary Compass: Original photographs and writings are the copyright and property of Robert Konz, and may not be used without permission.

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