Frisky Whiskey

Sip Sip, drip drip, you dropped your bib silly kid

Trying to be an adult will give you a jolt

Your ass is on the couch being a slouch

Oops, I forgot you’re a louse

A parasite always out of sight hiding from daylight

I’m not here to be polite while I’m surrounded by light

No double down downy will clear your air

Take a glare, stare, I’ll make you shit your underwear

Poof you disappeared.

Balls to the walls, your now hanging on the wall

Frisky whiskey—-OH how you get people Tipsy

Little sissy on the tizzy doing the dizzy

Bam

Slam

I don’t give a dam

Back that ass to the damn to fill the hole you little mole

Don’t scroll while you roll

I’m in your skull and you are DULL.

Let me get you some never-dull

Shine your skull you troll and pay the fucking TOLL

 

That was fun. Always stay creative.

 

Thank you for stopping by.

Little Drum

Living life under the scope, like a dope, let me give you some rope,

Tie it to the boat and use your ass as chum, while I beat the drums

Gurgle, Gurgle, did you forget to take off your girdle.

On the horizon, not Verizon, no disguising, time for some cannibalizing

Wait a shark in the midst. Oh Now yah done messed with the nest

This is not test you done messed with the blessed

Are you having fun, bowing to the sun as you’re under the gun

Dum-de-de-dum, as I beat my drums.

You wanna plop about like a trout

Splish- splash sprayed your ass with a dash of class

Crying, dying, trying my name, but your to blame

Can you handle the candle from the scandal, as I turn your shame into fame as you trying to explain the pain as I watch you burn in flames

My Squadron is on attack, so you better watch yah back little sap, because yah about to get zapped, slapped, and cracked by the feel of my bat, as you roll- listening to the sound of the back crack

Diddle- de- diddle- dum

I rolled your ass off my drum and made you chum

Now I’m done, how about the spin on that spun

Booohaaaa- hoooooraaaaaa –gonna- get- yaaaahhh

Tick Tock Spock is on the clock, so you think you have the drop while your buried in a cement block.

 

 

That was fun. Always stay creative.

 

Thank you for stopping by.

Google Vortex

I sit here staring at dual computer screens. One screen has Google staring at me and the other is no other than the screen reflecting the words I am typing. My son sleeps soundly behind me in his little Fisher Price Rock & Play. Before we get into the post at hand, let that last phrase roll off your tongue a few times. Rock and play. Rock and play. I look at my son, now nearly 4 months old, and he is sound asleep. I am typing away and he is just out cold in infant land dreaming away of something happy I hope.  The Rock and Play is a phenomenal concept, because to me it is an adult sized hammock with frames. I want to wake up my son and tell him he needs to go to his crib, so I can lie back and relax in this thing.

Ok. Let’s turn our attention to the Google screen. It’s just staring at me and frankly sometimes I get tired of just wanting to research information, because there are so many topics from which to choose.  Information at our finger tips….Where do I start?  Information at the touch of your fingertips is an awe-inspiring concept; gone are the days of library card catalogs. At least for this particular post, because unbelievable materials can be found at the tips of those cards and who doesn’t enjoy the good old (DDC) So, Google:  I can take a chance and double click “I’m feeling lucky,” if I choose.  In fact let’s do that and see where it leads us.  What appears is as follows (and this pasted directly from the Google search):

“January 11, 2012

Nicolas Steno’s 374th Birthday

Known as the father of stratigraphy and geology, Nicholas Steno worked to understand history by what he could find in the ground. Rather than simply write books about his findings, Steno opted to do his own hands-on research. As an innovative thinker, he disagreed with his contemporaries in thinking that shark-tooth-shaped objects found imbedded in rocks “fell from the sky.” Instead, Steno argued that these formations were fossils. His dedication to analysis, critical thinking, and creative thinking make him a great subject for a Google doodle!

Considering Steno’s contributions to stratigraphy and geology, I wanted to honor his birthday with a unique take on his work. I knew that the colorful and geeky aesthetic of stratigraphy was the right direction for the doodle, but the team and I weren’t sure how to apply it. Should we set the doodle in the middle of the country? Should we relate it to Google culture? Should I just make things up? Below are the exploration sketches. “

—–End of Google search direct quote—-

Now, that was a gem of a find.  That nugget left me curious, so I chose to research further on Nicolas Steno. I wanted to see what information I could find in three minutes; yet, 49 minutes pass, and I am still reading about this fascinating man.  I would have continued my research; however, my son woke up screaming.  The term “bloody hell” is an overture for my son cried so loud that the blood ran out of hell; Hell’s CEO was like, “God, what happened?  Why have you forsaken me?” After feeding my son, he started to fall back to sleep, leading me to return to do some additional research.  That’s reality; my son is now falling back to sleep in my wife’s arms.  So, I decide to browse Stanford’s research archives, leading me right back to where I started, another recap of a past blog post. The BRAIN. This reminds me of what I read regarding Steno, and his 1669 point, “The brain, the masterpiece of creation, is almost unknown to us.”  Today, 347 years later in 2016, the brain is still a mystery, in many ways. That is beyond fascinating because that means there are endless possibilities for future breakthroughs.

So, to return to our focus on Google, I am thankful for our tech advancements, as this provided the muse and the means to locate a topic.  While I am on the topic of technological advances, how many of my fellow readers know what Nanites are? Now this is a topic about which I could write multiple posts. Nanorobotics, Nanomachines, and Nanomites, oh my. Nanotechnology is a fascinating topic, one in which that which you imagine can become a reality.

So, until the next post I will keep researching topics or just free write as I normally do, as this helps me to feel good about myself. Let’s face it folks, if we do not enjoy what we are doing or do what makes us happy, then what is the purpose of humanity? We have 80 to 85 years to live and humanity would be resplendently boring if there were no excitement.

See you in the next post.

The Brain Chain

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Brain drain training the brain

The sprocket launched like a rocket where’s Mr. Crockett

Miami has the naughty and nice screaming for advice

Socket in my pocket turning the gears, while pouring out the years of tears

Tired and perspired

Still on fire with desire

Passion, compassion, need expansion

The dove of love fly’s the sky and while never in disguise- love is the prize

Don’t be an dick is what I hear being spit off the lip

10 times- 20 times- 30 times- it’s my time, so I’ll spend the dime to chime, because I’m going to rhyme- 1 time- 2 times- 3 times – I’ll still shine for I am always moving forward in time.

Stand in line-it’s my time- so don’t cross the line of my design

Train the brain with pain if you’re locked in chains- it’s not insane or in vain- to break the chain

Don’t be the chain locking my brain or I’ll torch and scorch the link and watch it sink

 

It’s that time for getting the juices flowing.  See you in the next post.

The Docks

Tick – Tick

Tick – Tick

Tock – Tock

Tick -Tock

Feeling the clock

Getting your ass washed off the dock

Slipped and fell now your under my spell

Washed away with the spray

There’s no time for play

My whole life is on dispaly

Hip Hip Hooray

Now I’m on my way

 

Have fun people. Have a sense of humor and laugh at yourself a lot, unless your a robot.

See you in the next post!

 

Pokemon Go

Genius or distraction? Well, whichever it is to you it is definitely a comedy show; there is nothing like watching the masses chasing invisible creatures on their phones. I have watched some funny scenarios unfold.  Watching people walk in circles chasing this hovering object that does not exist, even though they swear it does, is nothing short of hilarious.  But, this game can be dangerous, too, as the deaths in recent months indicate.   That car coming towards you as you search for that bouncing ball, or the train or the bus barreling towards you.  Oops, you were just woken up for that split second before your eyes went black. But hey that bobbing object is still smiling on your phone. Anyway at least it will make it easier for the criminal to be caught from that GPS location.  Forewarning to those on the run from the law….

Well, at least finally people are getting off the couches; maybe the obesity stats will drop. Maybe people will be more worried about that bouncing ball, rather than trying to kill, rob, rape, or other evil shit, and instead, head out on expeditions looking for a make-believe animated creature.

Pokemon Go, thank you for the endless stories and laughter that I have, and will continue to, gain from you.

See you in the next post!

Tick Tock Mr. Spock

Roll the dice little mice

I’ve got the spice

I will dice, slice, and put you on ice

I can be naughty or nice

As I get older I’m even colder and bolder

Stop looking over your shoulder, your ashes are already smoldered

You may have imported it, but I am about to tap it, wrap it, then craft it.

Not everything is what it seems as your set to feel the steam.

You realizing yet you made the wrong bet as your headed for a wreck

I’m going to make you feel the sweat

You thinking about hoping on that jet

You better have it checked or you will be making a life bet

You know what time it is

Rocking to time as your listening to that wind chime

That’s not Mr. Spock with the Glock watching the clock going tick tock

That’s the spot-drip drip drop drop -I’m never going to stop

Don’t whine– Here’s a dime that I am going to bounce off your spine

You think I snapped while you were your smoking that crack

I have a baseball bat aimed at your back, so you better fly away like a little bat and don’t come back.

I honestly enjoy creating these little rhymes. They get my creative juices flowing. Plus being serious ALL the time stresses me out. If you don’t have a sense of humor, no one will want to be around you or work with you for that matter.

See you in the next post!